This section contains jokes for the road. Whether you are at a party, in school, at work or whatever and you want to lighten up the moment, this will provide a resource for you. Today's selection is variety of did you hear jokes.|
Did you hear about the man who was tap dancing?
He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.
Did you hear about the paranoid with low self-esteem?
He thought that nobody important was out to get him.
Did you hear about the animal hotel that has exclusive accommodation for squirrels?
It's called The Nutcracker Suite.
Did you hear about the guy who went bankrupt in the laundry business?
He said he was all washed up.
Did you hear about the guy who plugged his electric blanket into the toaster?
He was popping out of bed all night.
Did you hear about the stupid yachtsman who had his arm cut off so that he could sail round the world single-handed.
Did you hear about the child who was named after his father?
They called him dad.
Did you hear what happened to the guy who couldn't keep up payments to his exorcist?
He was repossessed.
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